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Posted on June 1, 2026June 4, 2026 By: blissmasterd

The Water Is Still Just Fine

Chicago has its own clock. Sometimes it’s sirens or the humidity. Sometimes it’s the screech of the El. And every so often it’s cicadas, an…

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Posted on February 6, 2026February 6, 2026 By: blissmasterd

The Water Is Still Warm…

Chicago — On February 6, 1788, Massachusetts almost didn’t ratify the U.S. Constitution – questioning concentrated federal power. Celebrating that moment of push-back, The Bliss…

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Posted on July 10, 2025July 12, 2025 By: blissmasterd

Sci Meth

Chicago – The Bliss Machine releases “Sci Meth,” a 4:23 blast of funkdafied post-punk that lampoons expertolatry, censorship, and the modern “Trust-the-Science” cult. It’s heresy…

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Posted on June 3, 2025June 6, 2025 By: blissmasterd

Rockstar’s Last Call: America’s Shame

June 3, 2025 – Today, The Bliss Machine unveils its most hauntingly charged track to date: “Rockstar’s Last Call”, now available on all major streaming…

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Posted on January 30, 2025June 6, 2025 By: blissmasterd

New Tunes for your Existential Crisis: Azmodeus Teeth, The Dead Internet

“Asmodeus’s Teeth,” for your sonic enjoyment and consideration released on 12/15/24. The song is about man’s hypocritical inhumanity to his fellow man, i.e. humanity for…

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Posted on September 2, 2024June 6, 2025 By: blissmasterd

The Bliss Machine Drops “Phake (Nooze + Munny)” on 9/11: A Funk-Laden Journey Through Modern Chaos

Chicago, September 11, 2024 — In a world brimming with uncertainty and chaos, The Bliss Machine emerges with a new single, “Phake (Nooze + Munny),”…

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  • The Water Is Still Just Fine June 1, 2026
  • The Water Is Still Warm… February 6, 2026
  • Sci Meth July 10, 2025
  • Rockstar’s Last Call: America’s Shame June 3, 2025
  • New Tunes for your Existential Crisis: Azmodeus Teeth, The Dead Internet January 30, 2025
  • The Bliss Machine Drops “Phake (Nooze + Munny)” on 9/11: A Funk-Laden Journey Through Modern Chaos September 2, 2024
  • R U Down w/Me? June 24, 2024
  • Prophit January 21, 2024
  • Into The Bliss Machine December 31, 2023
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